British
[x] you drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] you wanted Ben to win X factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Italian:
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[x] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally
[x] You have high lights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland
[] You have red-hair.
[] you have had/have freckles
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at maths.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

Canadian
[]You like/play/played hockey.
[]You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[]You know what poutine is.
[x]You speak some French.
[]You love Tim Horton's.
[]At one point you lived in a farm house.
[]You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[]You hate foreigners.
[]You hate non - Christians.
[]You're lazy.
[]You are not cultured.
[]You hate abortion.
[]But love the death penalty.
[]You don't read.
[]You shop at Wal Mart.
[x]You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1 (OMG I AM AMERICAN!)